Friday, April 1, 2011

A Boy and His Sandwich

I bought this sandwich at a grocery store, it had extra oil and vinegar, and mayo. 
It was so good, I could not wait to get home to eat it. So I opened it in the car, I was parked not driving.
I started to eat the sandwich ....and oh my fucking god was it good. The oil and mayo were running down my fucking face. Dripping and pooling on a piece of junk mail in the passenger seat of my car.  
My hands were covered in mayo, oil and vinegar. Onions and jalapeños fell onto my pants and shirt. 

It was perhaps the most human I have ever been.
I sat there covered in may, belly heavy with sandwich. 


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