Thursday, March 10, 2011

From a Consumer

(The Following Is A Letter I Wrote To Flanders Burgers After Buying Their Product)

Dear Flanders Burgers

I,  for the life of me, will never and can never understand how a company with such a horrible product could have stayed in business from 1958 to the present.
Your meat taste like dead rats and grass.  I cooked one on a George Foreman Grill, and the grease that drained from the burger was Orange. The entire experience from start to finish
was unnatural. Do people really buy this crap on a regular basis?  I am guessing they do...

It scares me, that a human being would buy this garbage more than once. I can't understand the thought process.  Especially when your competitors have a better product for a cheaper price.
Sure no frozen, processed hamburger is as good as fresh ground beef, but good god, Your Hamburgers are disgusting.  Me and my friend were grilling out, we picked up a case of your burgers for 10$.
We couldn't even finish ONE of them. We were coughing it up. The Dog wouldn't even eat one.  I gave them a second chance on the foreman go. It was still disgusting.
I beg you, please improve your product, or close your business down.  The world would be a better place with out Flanders Burgers.

Shame on You


  1. o gawd the horror!!!
    Frozen beef...lololololol

  2. Good post. Sounds like you're in there face about everything.

  3. mmmm... i want a hamburger now. with chili cheese fries.... drools

  4. Haha, that's quite a letter! But its very true, if their product sucks then they shouldn't stay in business!